It's Nasty Being a Toad

It's Nasty Being a Toad is a song from the Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow soundtrack. It is performed by Laverna and the Fungi.

Lyrics
Laverna: Ever end a conversation with a ribbit? Ever had to use a tongue to find a meal? Are you awoken by endless croakin' and new warts that keep on pokin' through? Then you may know just how I feel

Who'd have thought I would've ended up a swamp queen From a little berry-eating episode Now I'm stuck in the stinkin' muck of a bug bog of goo and guck And you know, it's nasty being a toad

Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this fate? It only takes one certain spell Then I'll be free to be the me you love to hate We could have it all--if you help me I'll never tell

It's humiliating sitting on a mushroom Tryin' to balance on a plus-sized derriere Tail that's snapping and skin that's chapping and two awkward flippers flapping And I've not a single thing to wear

Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this scene? You have my promise I'll behave Won't someone come and help a bug-eyed evil queen? Listen to me in, wants to shed her skin and be saved

I recall the days when I was beautiful Turning heads and catching people's eyes Now instead the heads all turn away from me And the only thing I'm catching here are flies

Fungi: See Laverna turn a shade of greenish yellow

Laverna: A reflection of this awful atmosphere

Fungi: Slimy slugs by day and grinding bugs by night

Laverna: Why me?

Fungi: She's lost her appetite

Laverna: Somebody get me out of here

Fungi: Won't some sweet fairy come and show Laverna love It only takes one tiny spell Then she'll be free to be the queen we're fearful of For her attitude, grubby, mean and rude, quick to yell

Laverna: FUNGUS! If I don't find a way to leave this stinky bog I'm quite sure I will explode So let's all put our lumpy heads together now Come up with a plan, make it happen then hit the road! Then we'll visit everyone who sent us packing You can bet they're gonna get what they are owed They will pay for this metamorphosis--then we'll be back in business! Oh, it's nasty being a toad So nasty being a toad It's nasty being a toad