Laverna's Formula

"Laverna's Formula" is a song performed in Barbie Live in Fairytopia. It is performed by Laverna and is the third song performed in Act 1.

Lyrics
Laverna:

Fungus come hither

We need some things

Two snakes that slither

One snake that sings

One roll of tapeworms

Two yucky slugs

One bowl of wheat germs

And a case of jitterbugs

Fungus:

It's formed a skin again

Like a prune

Laverna:

Store it up an then

Throw away that spoon

'Cause the fun's begun

Soon my little formula's ready

For spreading around

Laverna and Fungus:

Then the fun's begun

They'll need Laverna to

Help them get up off the ground

Fungus:

One pail of quicksand

One tsetse fly

With the eye of an a bat

Laverna:

And the bat of an eye

Four hairy horsemanes

Three stinky toes

Two little bird brains

Fungus:

I think I have one of those

Laverna:

Fairytopia don't you see

I'm just hoping ya learn to love me

When it's done

Laverna and Fungus:

What fun

Laverna:

See my little formula

Weaken your wings overnight

When it's done

Laverna and Fungus:

What fun

They'll beg Laverna to help them Reschedule their flight

Laverna:

Fungus come closer

What do you see?

Fungus:

It's looking grosser

Laverna:

You've been so obedient

Now I'm almost through

There's just one ingredient missing

Now it's done

Laverna and Fungus:

It's done

Laverna:

Soon you'll see fumes

From my soup-loopy-loop

In the air

Laverna and Fungus:

Now it's done

It's done

They'll be so thankful to

Know that Laverna is there

And it's done

It's done

See Laverna's formula

Poison their whole atmosphere

Laverna:

I'll be number one

Fungus:

They'll love Laverna

Laverna:

'Cause I've got the antidote here